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Christmas Tree Bulb Admits Addiction
Bulbs Anonymous — a self-help group for Recovering Christmas Tree Bulbs Thanks to Emil Bentgen, Cross Junction, Virginia, for sending this card to us Shop Amazon – Cyber Monday Deals Week The post...
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Christmas Crackers — 2020 roundup so far, any favorites to add?
Why can’t Santa’s reindeer play snooker (in UK) or pool (in USA)? They’re colour/color blind Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can Ho Ho Ho Why does Santa go down the chimney? It soots him...
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Christmas Crackers — 2019 — time to put back in barrell for another year
It’s time to squirrel away our Christmas Crackers. Before we close the lid, if you have any to add, please email them to contactus@dullmensclub.com. Where to you go to weigh a whale? To a whale...
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Christmas Crackers
Christmas Quackers Quackers/crackers added this year: Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can Ho Ho Ho Why does Santa go down the chimney? It soots him What’s Santa’s favorite cereal? Frosties...
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Broadband — was available in the 1940s
Dear DMC, Did you know that broadband was available in the 1940s? Here’s proof: Joe Kerr New York ——— Hello Joe, Nice to hear from you again. Thanks for this information. We’ll put it in our Groaners...
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Why can’t a bicycle stay up by itself? Because it’s two tired The post Bicycle — can't stay up? appeared first on Dull Men's Club.
View ArticleApartment Criticized
“She criticized my apartment.” “So I knocked her flat.” The post Apartment Criticized appeared first on Dull Men's Club.
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A zero compliments an eight
What did the zero say to the eight? “Hey . . . nice belt” The post A zero compliments an eight appeared first on Dull Men's Club.
View ArticleA Man and a Chain
A man was dragging a chain down a street. The sheriff stopped him and asked why he was dragging the chain. The man replied, “Have you ever tried pushing a chain?” The post A Man and a Chain appeared...
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A groaner
We have a section on our website for Groaners, Dad Jokes, Christmas Crackers, Puns, etc., jokes usually looked down on. But they should be somewhere. We’re proving here that somewhere. Here an...
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